12 Valentine’s Cards That Won’t Make You Want to Vom… & Win £50 to Spend on Etsy!

January 25, 2015

valentines cards that dont make you want to vom

Don’t get me wrong, love is a wonderfully glorious thing, but the forced “We’re so in lurrrve, let’s spend lots of money on overpriced bouquets and go to a packed restaurant with everyone else that’s also in lurrrrrve” attitude around Valentine’s Day isn’t really my bag.

Gareth and I are much more likely to stay in with a takeaway than go out to a fancy restaurant, and while he buys me ‘just because’ flowers all the time, I don’t think he’s ever bought me some on V-day. He likes to be unpredictable and I think that’s way more romantic anyway.

In saying that, it is nice to give a nod of “I think you’re the best” to your other half on Valentine’s, but doing so doesn’t have to make you cringe. So I went on a hunt for the most non-butt clenching cards and prints I could find… Oh and one set of marshmallows, because who wouldn’t want to get custom marshmallows as a gift?!

I’ve also partnered with Etsy on this post to give someone a £50 voucher to spend on their website! Just scroll down to the end to find out how to enter.

original_i-was-going-to-write-you-a-poem-card

I was going to write you a poem…

gold foil heart

Gold foil heart

lets make out

Let’s make out

SONY DSC

I like you practice making babies with you

a day without your love

A day without your love, is like a year without wifi

awkward dating card

Awkward dating card

veronica dearly marshmellows

You’re My Fave/OMG So Fit Marshmallows

my life would suck without you

My life would suck without you

i think youre nice

I think you’re nice

freaking awesome

You are so freaking awesome

your the cookie to my milk

You’re the cookie to my milk…

totally awkward

Let’s be totally awkward together

Win £50 to spend on Etsy!

While you could use it to buy your beau something fabulous for Valentine’s Day, no-one’s going to judge you if you use this to nab yourself something pretty instead! For your chance to win a £50 voucher to spend on etsy.com, simply comment on this post telling me what you’d buy if you won!

Contest is open to all readers of Rock n Roll Bride and you have until next Sunday, 1st February, to get involved!

THIS CONTEST IS NOW CLOSED

Ts and Cs

♥ By entering in your contact information you agree to receive emails with top trends and fresh editors’ picks from Etsy.com.
♥ One winner will receive a £50 electronic gift voucher to spend on etsy.com.
♥ Contest is open to all readers of Rock n Roll Bride, wherever you are in the world.
♥ Closing date for entries is 1/02/2015.
♥ The winner will be randomly selected and will be notified via their email address within a week of the the competition draw date. Rock n Roll Bride/ Etsy will not amend contact information provided.
♥ Only 1 entry per IP address.
♥ If for any reason the advertised prizes are unavailable, Etsy reserves the right at their absolute discretion to substitute a similar prize of equivalent or greater value. None of the prizes may be exchanged or transferred and no cash alternative will be offered.
♥ By entering the draw, you hereby warrant that all information submitted by you is true, current and complete.
♥ Liability cannot be accepted for entries which are lost in transit or not received due to technical difficulties.
♥ Etsy’s decision and any decision taken by the promoter is final and no correspondence will be entered into.
♥ No purchase necessary.